Enough of that Sissy Crap!
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises
that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy
little smiley faces on this card -
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will
help you plot revenge
against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will
try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will
know you are plotting something
that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will
rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will
tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be,
until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will
use little words.
7. When you are sick -- I will
tell you to stay the heck away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will
point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath....
I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask.
"Because you're my friend!"
Friendship is like
peeing your pants:
Everyone can see it,
but only you can
feel the true warmth.
2 comments:
I love this, it's so true!!
This is so true! I recieved this in an e-mail not that long ago as well. I had a good laugh at reading it again.
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